Negative Is Good

I am a sensitive and caring male who is looking for a whiny and negative female or females. Together we will boycott major windsurfing events such as the annual Killer Loop event based on the grounds that there is not a separate women's division with equal prize money. I pledge not to subvert the boycott by suggesting that you get involved in organizing women's windsurfing events with your own sponsors, media coverage, etc.. Remember.. NEGATIVE IS GOOD! POSITIVE IS BAD! Ask for Bart next time you are in Hood River.